Lunchmeat and breadcrumbs were taken in for evidence after Larry Spurling attacked his wife with a sandwich in their Melbeta county home.
The incident occurred late Sunday night as the couple had engaged in a dispute. The victim claims her husband had consumed three 24-oz Natty Daddy cans as he ranted his resentment over the community they lived in.
The wife had apparently lost interest in the conversation and made the now regrettable mistake of fashioning herself a sandwich. As she walked into the bedroom is when her husband decided to make his move.
Reports say the 50 year-old Spurling pushed her to the bed, took possession of the sandwich, and began rubbing it in her face. Spurling then ran out of the home where police found him passed out on the lawn.
Police officials did not specify exactly what kind of sandwich was used in the attack, but reports indicate that mayonnaise was in fact smeared across the victim’s face.
As with any assault case, a sandwich attack may not do much damage to a person physically, but the resulting emotional damage and embarrassment can have lasting effects. If you have been arrested or think you may be accused of assault, do not go through the criminal process on your own. Contact an assault defense attorney with extensive experience handling violent crimes charges. Being charged with a violent crime can result in serious penalties and the possibility of imprisonment.